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Global Recluse Al Bominable Speaks Out on Cooler Quality

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ARCTIC CIRCLE -- Famed myth, legend, and overall home-body Al Bominable made a rare appearance recently, in an effort to call attention to the unauthorized use of his family name on certain cooler products.

"I don't get out much, or ever," said Bominable. "But somebody put my name on something that I just can't stand behind ... or on, for that matter. And I'm insulted. Very insulted."

While Bominable admits he's no Pelican, he references coolers by the same name as the only product he'd ever be likely to associate with.

"Seven to 10 day ice retention? I need that," he said. "Freezer grade gaskets, 2" polyurethane insulation, a Dual Handle System, Press & Pull Latches that are nice and wide for my hairy hands... these are all necessary features in my world. So are Molded-In Tie Downs, Corrosion Resistant Stainless Steel Hardware... plus, it's guaranteed for life.

That's a long time."

For more information, check out Bominable's Public Service Announcement here or visit PelicanProGear.com.

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